Total Medals Earned: 502 (From 96 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,045 Points
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Lose Wilson too early.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (20/230 points)
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (20/80 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 4
Complete level 7
Complete level 10
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/45 points)
Finished your first drawing.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Started a game with a random user.
Found the hidden troll face.
Reach a score of at least 10.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/135 points)
Place a bomb on destructible terrain
Upgrade any turret to its maximum
Fully upgrade your armor
Fully upgrade a hand held weapon
Buy all hand held weapons at once
Finish Zach Scrap's Campaign
Last 2 minutes in survival mode
Medals Earned: 2/2 (60/60 points)
You have made some toast!
Medals Earned: 7/20 (45/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Blow up a jeep
Get punched by a banana
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/85 points)
Completed the game
Completed the game with all scrolls
Completed the game with all scrolls in less than 10 minutes
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/50 points)
You got 20 points from a single play!
You got 50 points from a single play!
You got 75 points from a single play!
You got 90 points from a single quiz!