Total Medals Earned: 502 (From 96 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,045 Points
Medals Earned: 10/20 (60/500 points)
Crashed without turning left nor right.
Tried both preferences of direction.
Crashed for the second time.
Crashed before start line with 0 score.
Reached 1 point score.
Crashed for the first time.
Reached 2 points score.
Checked the Credit screen.
Crashed 8 times.
Reached 4 points score.
Tried mouse and keyboard for playing.
Reached 8 score.
Crashed 16 times.
Reached 11 points score.
Reached 16 points score.
Reached 24 points score.
Crashed 32 times.
Reached 21 scores.
Crashed 64 times.
Reached 32 points score.
Medals Earned: 11/21 (100/380 points)
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Chicks before dicks.
Proven to double your chances!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/105 points)
First page found
He See You
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Third page
Sixth page
8 pages collected
Medals Earned: 4/7 (20/105 points)
Eat the first dot in the game
Change the snake direction for the first time
Finish the first 5 levels
Use teleport for the first time
Finish the first 10 levels
Finish the game
Finish all levels with minimum arrows used
Medals Earned: 8/14 (55/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/195 points)
Clear first 4 levels
Check the credits page!
Clear levels 5-8
Clear levels 9-12
Clear levels 13-16
Clear levels 17-20
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)
Complete the tutorial
Kill your first enemy
Get an overall a rating
Donate money to the snow man
Kill one hundred enemies
Help the penguins start a family
Redeem yourself to the sheriff
Help Stabby break out of jail
Return the farmer's pig
Kill one thousand enemies
Defeat the fish boss
Defeat the jelly fish boss
Find one thousand coins
Defeat the spider boss
return the old mans speedos
Beat the final boss
Complete all levels
Beat a level set without dieing
Find one million coins
Medals Earned: 7/8 (85/110 points)
Shoot those censor boxes!
Tasty.
Find that secret block...
Not even invincible Mario can escape SOPA.
If only killing SOPA was that easy...
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/325 points)
Die by getting squished.
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Submit your score.
Die by falling off the edge.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Complete the Tutorial.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.